Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dive is little more than a refuge for predators like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s retreat.
This self-styled "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is managed by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, forcing people into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems comfortable in standing idly by while doling out drinks and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has created an atmosphere so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for ever setting foot this hellhole.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually unclean, with trash and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not rare to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring overflowing toilets and stagnant sinks.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in ruining lives, whether through their vile actions or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a public menace, a breeding ground for danger, and a blight on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched a fantastic read by the management’s lack of morals. If you care for your wellbeing, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and save yourself the regret.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go any other establishment.
If you are seeking the disgust of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low breaking news expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!