Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The atmosphere is dreary, and the decor is outdated and unappealing. The seating arrangements are crowded, and the lighting is dim, making it difficult to read the menu.
The cuisine menu at Mastersons Bar is disappointing, and the dishes are subpar in quality. I found the food to be bland and unimpressive, and the portions were not worth the cost. The burger was overcooked, the fries were undercooked, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was slow, and the staff was unwelcoming or helpful. They seemed unengaged in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are unremarkable either. The selection is constrained, and the quality is average at best. The cocktails lacked any originality, and the beer selection was underwhelming. The bartenders seemed inexperienced and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a tedious solo act, with the musician faltering to play the guitar and singing out of tune. The ear-splitting volume of the music forced everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninterested, just going through the motions. The dismayed audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was extremely substandard. The uninviting atmosphere, subpar food, inferior drinks, and inattentive service were all unsatisfactory, and I wouldn't recommend website it to anyone. There are superior options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better value proposition. I was profoundly dissatisfied and will avoid this establishment at all charges.